No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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