He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
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he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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