Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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