This girl is more easily done than said...
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
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