they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
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