My hair reeks of homosexuality.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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