is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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