Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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