What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
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