Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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