Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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