just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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