Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
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