if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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