I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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