Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
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