"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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