i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
not ubering you a puppy
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Randomize
