im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
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