you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
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