I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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