Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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