so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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