Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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