I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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