You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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