There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Randomize