I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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