Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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