im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
she smelled like a LAN party
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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