I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
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