Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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