we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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