so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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