Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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