You work out of a Hotel?
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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