The maid of honor just puked.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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