Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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