READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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