Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
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