Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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