if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
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