But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
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