Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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