Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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