Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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