That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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