All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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