Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
