I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Did I show you my penis last night?
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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