Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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