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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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