What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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