do herpes really smell.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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