he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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