is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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