love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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